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Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Submitted by ptemples on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 19:00
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, 'n waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
-Thanks, Lucius Gilford
AP: Sen. Reid asks Obama administration on how to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Um, How 'bout, "Don't Ask, Don't Care?"
Submitted by ptemples on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 09:47
ptemples: AP: Sen. Reid asks Obama administration on how to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Um, How 'bout, "Don't Ask, Don't Care"?
See original: 
AP: Sen. Reid asks Obama administration on how to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Um, How 'bout, "Don't Ask, Don't Care?"
D'oh! RT: Psychologist: Facebook Makes You Smarter, Twitter Makes You Dumber - http://bit.ly/5Wubq (via @mashable)
Submitted by ptemples on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 09:58
ptemples: D'oh! RT: Psychologist: Facebook Makes You Smarter, Twitter Makes You Dumber - http://bit.ly/5Wubq (via @mashable)
See original: D'oh! RT: Psychologist: Facebook Makes You Smarter, Twitter Makes You Dumber - http://bit.ly/5Wubq (via @mashable)
Why MA doesn't require tests for elders.. RT: Elderly drivers don't live test-free in NH http://is.gd/2286A (via @BostonPopular)
Submitted by ptemples on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 09:03
ptemples: Why MA doesn't require tests for elders is beyond me. RT: Elderly drivers don't live test-free in NH http://is.gd/2286A (via @BostonPopular)
"Sudanese woman goes on trial for wearing pants." http://tinyurl.com/kjgtst Yeah, but was she wearing her burka? That's what ...
Submitted by ptemples on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 08:44
ptemples: "Sudanese woman goes on trial for wearing pants." http://tinyurl.com/kjgtst Yeah, but was she wearing her burka? That's what I want to know.
Heard this on NPR earlier. Great story! RT: Radio Provides Vital Information To Rural Tribes http://bit.ly/3bcaU (via @nprnews)
Submitted by ptemples on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:38
ptemples: Heard this on NPR earlier. Great story! RT: Radio Provides Vital Information To Rural Tribes http://bit.ly/3bcaU (via @nprnews)
Wow. Do my eyes deceive me, or does today's Zippy comic strip feature the very first Dingburger of color? And a female, no less.
Submitted by ptemples on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 09:42
ptemples: Wow. Do my eyes deceive me, or does today's Zippy comic strip feature the very first Dingburger of color? And a female, no less.
“If I’ve lost Cronkite, I’ve lost the country.” --President Johnson, in response to Walter Cronkite's Feb., 1968 broadcast on...
Submitted by ptemples on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 10:49
ptemples: “If I’ve lost Cronkite, I’ve lost the country.” --President Johnson, in response to Walter Cronkite's Feb., 1968 broadcast on Vietnam
Obama to reevaluate color-coded terrorism system. How about a 3-tiered system: Everythin's cool; Possible shit comin' down; WTF?
Submitted by ptemples on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 09:13
ptemples: Obama to reevaluate color-coded terrorism system. How about a 3-tiered system: Everythin's cool; Possible shit comin' down; WTF?!
